(Read with Italian accent)
One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel.
Ina morning I go down to eat
I tella waitress: “I wanna two pissis toast“.
She brings me only one piss.
I tella her “I want two piss“.
She say “Go to the toilet“.
I say: “You no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate“.
She say: “You better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch“.
I don’t even know the lady and she call me sonna me bitch!!