(Read with Italian accent)
So, I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.
I call the manager and tella him: “I wanna shit“.
He tell me to go to toilet.
I say: “You no understand. I wanna shit on my bed“.
He say: “You better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch“.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: “Peace on you“.
I say: “Piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch,
I gonna back to Italy!!!“